First Wondie Award

Jeff here. I am proud to announce the first Wondie Award! Since I am now the first person to have written two produced Wonderments, I am giving myself a Wondie Award, for being the most prolific Wondermenter.

Thank you, thank you.

You know, it's really not about the quantity. It's not even about the quality. It's about the weighted mean of quantity and quality which produces the largest number of entertaining moments - or entertoments - through the least amount of effort.

Jeff